Insert "Stuffing Turkey" joke.
Why we regret what we regret.
It's the every-ten-years study.
Ellen Rometsch and Gareth Williams are in the news.
Not tonight babe, there's a Slapchop infomercial on.
On the app for slandering ex-boyfriends, courtesy reigns.
Including a cameo from a medically designed dildo.
That's so many more percentage points than is safe.
As human civilization continues forth, our eyes regress.
Fighting dirty texts with squeaky-clean memes.
Baby, let's get the kids a sitter and get into some conflict avoidance tonight.
It costs $150 and harnesses the power of drag queens.
"It's so not cool, Miley."
The Cut asks what it means when the intimacy stops.