He says "tig ole bitties."
The onetime souper non grata is shilling for the Soup Nazi.
"Someone said, 'Hey, here's $7 million, come in and do this genie movie.'"
And that's how you play basketball with Jon Stewart and Shaq.
The guy knows what he likes.
He's talked about wanting the NBA in the city before.
Which may or may not exist.
In tails, no less.
Your move, THE_REAL_SHAQ.
Alternately, "Massive Ogre Nearly Squelches Tiny Doll-boy."
Plus, Stephen Colbert must not have recieved the memo about Doogie Howser not liking girls, on our regular late-night roundup.
"Justin Bieber, ye-es I love you, I hope you like me, I'm your biggest fan."
And more expected and unexpected celebrity behavior, in today's gossip roundup.
The song is "Vanilla Twilight," and the question is "Huh?"
Plus: Tommy Lee is still talking about his sex tape with Pamela Anderson.
Plus, Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are still making out all over the place, Billy Joel wants Katie Lee back, and more dysfunctional celebrity relationships in our daily gossip roundup.