"Bleeding since 11, bitch, I ain't new to this."
Your basic Shark Week ingredients include Jaws and Sharknado.
An "aquarium of death," if you will.
Has there ever been a more effective merger of science and sensationalism?
(Chief Shark Officer, clearly.)
Dear New Jersey, happy Shark Week. Love, a real shark.
Read this post in case you're planning on fishing alone in tropical waters near a lot of hungry sharks. It could save your life!
Turn yourself into an unrecognizable creature of the deep, as we have done.
Babies are scary, too!
James Hibberd received this delightful pair of bloody shorts in the mail yesterday from the Discovery Channel, apparently promoting Shark Week.
No matter what the Discovery Channel says, sharks would, indeed, like to kill and eat you.