False sightings shut down a Long Island beach.
Here's a photo.
You see, it's a tornado full of sharks ...
Whoa, you sure, America?
An "aquarium of death," if you will.
Has there ever been a more effective merger of science and sensationalism?
Expect Korean pop music, fusion food, and sharks vs. mecha-crabs at Chopstick Bar
When will the cycle of abuse end?
The video ends when one of them "slap[s] his tail on my board."
Is it safe to go back in the water?
Dear New Jersey, happy Shark Week. Love, a real shark.
"Because the only thing more stupid than being eaten would be being eaten and not having the videotape."