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Expect Korean pop music, fusion food, and sharks vs. mecha-crabs at Chopstick Bar
When will the cycle of abuse end?
The video ends when one of them "slap[s] his tail on my board."
Dear New Jersey, happy Shark Week. Love, a real shark.
"Because the only thing more stupid than being eaten would be being eaten and not having the videotape."
A 24-foot-long sea beast beached itself on a Long Island shore earlier today. Humans were only mildly thwacked.
And in hunting down this video, we make a special discovery about the fans of Anderson Cooper.
No matter what the Discovery Channel says, sharks would, indeed, like to kill and eat you.
We would have maybe started by getting drunk with a room full of geese, but this is probably good practice, too.
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