In a beige leotard and blonde wig.
And a mustachioed stand-in.
"Really use your crazy eyes and just be weird."
Katy Perry missed an email; Rihanna's manager sat on it for too long.
It's like "Colors of the Wind," but by Beyoncé.
Sure to go platinum, or at least titanium.
Somewhere, Sia's like, "This is some bullsh*t."
That kid from Super 8 is in a David Guetta video, so get onboard.
Plus, pop star JoJo has to sit in celebrity purgatory.
"Right now, I’m handling [fame] by taking Zoloft and Xanax."
Half a dozen songs from the blonde Australian pop singer.
Plus: Chris Issak talks 'Eyes Wide Shut' about ten years after you stopped caring about it.