Or, at least, his production company is.
Kara DioGuardi in a bikini. The bizarre sponsored engagement. Randy Jackson.
AI season two vs. ANTM cycle two. Simon vs. Tyra. Two heavyweights enter, one heavyweight leaves.
A cuddly rivalry vs. an angry gorilla juicehead.
We'll have to see your SAT scores, Mr. Cowell.
Including, but not limited to, Abercrombie & Fitch.
We have your Cee Los, your Sharon Osbournes, and your Simon Cowells, right here.
Sometimes it works out for the best!
Paulina Rubio is also a new judge.
He thinks "she’ll probably do it."
Gordon Ramsay "negged" me, and I think I liked it.
Plus: The kookiest banter among Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, and Conan, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Going against The Voice, Simon's show actually drew its smallest audience ever.
Plus: An NYC taxi driver wouldn't take Amy Adams to Queens, so she got back at him, kinda, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
He's "pissed off" about NBC going head-to-head with X Factor's premiere.