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Simon Van Kempen

  1. the real housewives of new york
    Simon Van Kempen and Alex McCord Are Standing By Bethenny FrankelThe couple seems pretty sure she didn’t mean to poison anyone.
  2. party chat
    Simon Van Kempen Will Be Performing at a Gay Party Tomorrow NightGet ready.
  3. clickables
    Hear ‘I Am Real,’ a New Single From Real Housewives’ Simon Van KempenPrepare yourself for the shiny red pants.
  4. chat room
    The Real Housewives’ Alex and SimonThe power couple talks about appearing more normal, writing a book, and what in God’s name has happened to Jill Zarin.
  5. party chat
    Real Housewives’ Simon Van Kempen: Health-Care Battle Like Fight Between Bethenny and JillAha! A metaphor we can finally understand.
  6. gossipmonger
    JWOWW and Snooki Are Not Actually ItalianIt’s like everything we’ve ever known is a lie.
  7. gossipmonger
    Real Housewives May Have to Go On Without Bethenny and SilexFirst we hear that our favorite cast member is out after this season, and now we hear that our favorite cast members to hate may be out, too!
  8. summering
    On the East End: No White Party, But Plenty of Carbon MonoxideWhat you missed in the Hamptons.
  9. party lines
    Simon van Kempen and Albie Manzo Are E-mail BuddiesThe son of ‘Real Housewife’ Caroline e-mailed the ‘Real Husband’ for advice.
  10. hellivision
    The Real Housewives of New York City Interrupt Each Other ‘Figuratively’And literally, in last night’s final-final, for-real-this-time season-two episode of the New York City series.
  11. Celebrity Settings
    Where a Real Housewife Eats in BrooklynWhere Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen like to eat at home in Brooklyn.
  12. hellivision
    Real Housewives Steps and RepeatsIn which we declare a winner for last night’s episode, and the entire season.
  13. hellivision
    Real Housewives Looks Adorable in Its Zac PosenBut who won this week’s episode?
  14. hellivision
    The Real Housewives Go MetaIn which we examine “the gaze” and how it affects the reality women of New York City. Also, we decide who won last night’s episode.
  15. hellivision
    The Real Housewives Go to CourtThe tennis court, that is. Which, in this case, is worse than the alternative.
  16. hellivision
    Kelly Killoren Bensimon Loses the Real Housewives Game, for Now and Maybe Ever MoreWatching last night’s episode made our heads hurt.
  17. hellivision
    On Real Housewives, Kelly Killoren Bensimon Removes Rorschach Mask to Reveal Beast UnderneathWho won this week’s episode of the Bravo reality competition.
  18. crazytown
    Alex McCord Wants to Be a BrandOf course she does.
  19. hellivision
    Ramona Makes a Bold Play for Top Real HousewifeWho won this week’s episode? Here’s our take.
  20. hellivision
    Do Jill and Bethenny Snuggle When the Cameras Are Off?Our take on last night’s episode of ‘The Real Housewives of New York City.’
  21. the greatest depression
    The Real Housewives of New York Meet The Recession…and ignore by it like a commoner at a cocktail party.
  22. new york fugging city
    Fug Girls Shamed by Instant Recognition of Alex McCord at Rosa Cha‘Lost’’s Evangeline Lilly goes unnoticed; Nigel Barker’s heat may blind.
  23. party lines
    Would You Get Naked in the City? Celebrities Weigh InWe quizzed stars like Kirsten Dunst, Will Ferrell and Simon van Kempen on where (or whom!) they’d like to get naked within the city limits. And we want to hear your stories!
  24. in other news
    Kelly Killoren Bensimon to Join ‘Real Housewives’And we predict what fireworks will ensue.
  25. in other news
    ‘Real Housewife’ Jill Zarin: Simon Van Kempen Drinks Too MuchToday we learn that the Real Housewives made only $8,000 each for their first season, and that Jill Zarin really hates Alex McCord and her husband.
  26. gossipmonger
    Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen Indulge in Another Icky Husband-and-Wife PastimeAlso, Padma is dating a mogul, and Heidi Montag turned down the White House? Read more in our daily gossip roundup.
  27. in other news
    Alex McCord Regrets the Creepy Nude Photo ShootFinally, the kookiest Real Housewife is having saddlebag shame.