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Siri

  1. I Had to Teach My Alexa That Eggplants Were FruitEgg-plant, egg-plahnt. Let’s call the whole thing off.
  2. Tech Companies Want to Get in on the Ground Floor of Smart-Home ConstructionWhy sell someone a smart speaker when you can get them to buy a house with your smart speakers embedded in the walls?
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    How Does Siri Actually Know What I’m Saying?A simple guide to how voice assistants process speech, and how they know you’re talking to them.
  4. Does Anyone Want to Hear My Internal Voice? Anyone?Researchers at MIT invented a device that lets you … hear your own thoughts. And maybe talk to Alexa.
  5. Hey, Siri, Will You Listen to My Problems?Apple is looking for engineers to make Siri more like the therapist we didn’t know we needed.
  6. Apple Turns to Earth’s Most Popular Human to Convince Everyone Siri Is Good NowIn a world where a company notorious for hoarding cash spends a ton on an ad.
  7. The 10 Things You Need to Know From Apple’s Big Event TodayFrom HomePod to High Sierra.
  8. Here’s Apple’s Echo Competitor, the HomePod Smart SpeakerThe speaker is called HomePod and costs $349.
  9. Why Do I Hate Talking to My Phone?What’s the reason I loathe talking to Siri, but chatter away happily to Alexa?
  10. Don’t Fall for This 911 Siri PrankIf you do it, you only get five seconds to cancel the call.
  11. Woman Named Alexa Seary Having a Tough Time in This Cruel, Robot-Covered WorldAt least her middle name isn’t “Okay, Google.”
  12. Evan Rachel Wood Asked Siri About WestworldOur bicameral brains can’t handle this.
  13. Clippy Didn’t Just Annoy You — He Changed the WorldWhat we owe Clippy, Microsoft’s greatest shame.
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    Barbra Streisand Told Apple CEO to Correct SiriDon’t mess with Babs.
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    Siri Now Capable of Discussing Sexual AssaultSiri will now direct iPhone users to the National Sexual Assault Hotline.
  16. Is Siri Finally Coming to Mac OS X?Another way to pretend you’re friends with your computer.
  17. People Should Stop Talking to Their Cars, Study SaysUsing voice commands is like “balancing a checkbook while driving.”
  18. Siri Will Never Leave You, and Other iOS 9 FactsThe big news is Apple News.
  19. Meet the White House’s New Press Secretary in Training: SiriSorry, I’m not sure what you want me to change.” 
  20. Siri Is Now One Step Closer to Ruling All Taxis in NYCThe New York City Taxi & Limousine Commission gets rid of tough geography questions on the taxi driver’s exam.
  21. White House Still Pretty Sure It’s a Penalty, Not a TaxSo, Roberts was wrong?
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    Apple’s Malkovich-Linguica Ad Confounds AmericaSpotlight on sausage.
  23. You Are Not the Only Person Wondering What Linguica IsApple’s Siri ads have brought newfound interest to the obscure Portuguese sausage. 
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    Watch a Fake iPhone Commercial With Chris BrownGuess he doesn’t like tomato soup?
  25. Zooey Deschanel Continues to Pester Siri With Unnecessary QuestionsIs it raining?” was just the start.
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    Watch a Dude Try Out the Zooey Deschanel-Siri Commercial on His iPhoneIn a perfect world, Siri would say, “Have you heard of Campbell’s, you lazy sonofabitch?”
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    Watch Zooey Deschanel’s iPhone CommercialEven Siri’s like, “Too much, Zooey. Too much.”
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    Watch Siri: The Holiday Horror MovieSiri-ously terrifying.
  29. Siri Isn’t Necessarily Anti-Abortion, Just UninformedApple says the missing search results are “not intentional omissions.”
  30. Siri Can’t Find Abortion Clinics in D.C., NYCGoogle Maps has no such problem.