Contrary to rumors.
Somewhere deep inside the palace, Kate Middleton is thrilled.
They'll need to use billboards high enough that Twilight fans can't steal them.
She just isn't going to work much.
Kate Hudson? Leighton Meester? Anyone from Gossip Girl?
Directors have parts lined up for them both.
Jay-Z gave her a show on his YouTube channel.
For a special collaboration, that is.
Pretty much everything about this sounds off.