Snooki's pal Deena Nicole Cortese
Understandably, they're all trying to get the most out of their fifteen minutes. Who's doing the best job of it? An investigation.
The cast of 'Jersey Shore' rang the opening bell.
That's less embarrassing than making a Hitler mustache, right?
In a world full of vapid, self-centered celebrities, have you ever read a meaner profile? What did poor Snooki do to deserve it?
The fashion press is analyzing her, and this is what they're suggesting.
Chris Christie is totally uninvited from chicken-cutlet night.
"She don't sing. She don't dance."
Plus: Kevin Kline brings the sexlessness.
And other bizarre, high-profile interactions.
Also, Topshop introduces a new line of beauty tools.
Also, Snooki shares her thoughts on the tanning tax, and plastic surgeons promote "vampire face-lifts."
Plus: Robert Pattinson too tall to play Kurt Cobain.
The actor has finally relinquished his straggly facial hair. And more seismic celebrity changes, in our daily gossip roundup.
This past presidential election, the 'Jersey Shore' star voted based on looks.
Also, Scott Campbell designs Louis Vuitton–monogram tattoos.
"Bitch, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today." And more celebrity coping techniques, in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus: Russell Crowe dead.
A running ranking, from "Rocket to Uranus" to misspelled Jugalo tattoos and awkward Ke$ha lyrics.