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Does Ariana Grande Know Something About NASA That We Don’t? An Investigation In “NASA,” Ariana suggests that the universe is going to implode unless we halt our space program.
slow space fashion
1/15/2019
What Kind of Moon Clothes Are We Growing? The first plants grown on the moon have begun to sprout.
Look at This Giant Martian Skating Rink Did you know that aliens love to skate?
Aliens Might Have Sent Cigar-Shaped Probe to Monitor Earth, Study Finds The interstellar object entered our solar system last year — and then left at an unnaturally rapid speed, new research from Harvard suggests.
Apparently, There’s a Big, Cold, Sludgy Lake on Mars One mile beneath the surface of Mars’ south pole sits a 12-mile wide lake of liquid — but very salty — water, according to new research out of Europe.
How Arctic Monkeys Tapped Into the Nostalgia of Space Front man Alex Turner paints a compelling portrait of a man so out of time that he ends up on the moon.
‘Potentially Hazardous’ Asteroid to Pass by Earth on Super Bowl Sunday In this case “potentially hazardous” means absolutely no chance to hit earth.
Welcome to the Hayden Panettierium, by Kathryn Doyle
Thank you for visiting the Hayden Panettierium at the Rose Center for Earth and Space at the American Museum of Natural History. I, […]
On the Eve of a Grand Space Voyage, by Jeremy Freeze
Good evening, distinguished members of the world’s first interplanetary exploration team. As you prepare both physically and mentally for the […]
I’m Looking Forward to Getting Pregnant in Space How some outer-space mouse sperm might pave the way for my life plan.
Mankind Can Now Troll Donald Trump From the Heavens One small step for man, one giant leap for trolling our current president.
NASA Scientist Says Earth Is Due for ‘Extinction-Level’ Event “The biggest problem, basically, is there’s not a hell of a lot we can do about it at the moment.”
American Astronaut Votes From a Safe Distance Shane Kimbrough has joined the proud tradition of Americans voting from space.
President Obama Is Psyched About Putting Americans on Mars by the 2030s A public-private partnership will be key to making this happen, the president says.
The First Mother in Space Is Looking Forward to Seeing a Woman on Mars People criticized Anna Lee Fisher for leaving her baby, but she never had any doubts.
Asteroid Renamed in Honor of Freddie Mercury Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity, but with less disastrous consequences.
in space nobody can hear you sing
6/30/2016
gratuitous male objectification
5/6/2016
NASA Thinks Potatoes Can Legitimately Grow on Mars Researchers are planting 65 “resilient” spuds in Earth’s harshest desert conditions.
Space Camp Progress Report, by Lucas Gardner
Hello from the United States Space Camp! Your son Spencer is having an absolute “blast” out here. This is a routine progress report from […]
An Open Letter to the Star My Uncle Named After Me, by Matthew David Brozik
Dear ASASSN-15lh,
You probably don’t know me, but my name is Kate and I am nine years old. I live on Earth, which is the third planet from […]
Is Elon Musk Shooting Nathan Fielder Into Space for ‘Nathan for You’ Next […] It’s been nearly three months since Nathan for You aired its fantastic season 3 finale and earned a season 4 renewal, and now all we can do is […]
SpaceX Lands a Rocket for the First Time Ever Imagine the sound of everyone in America cheering at the end of Independence Day simultaneously, but nerdier.
Scary Asteroid to Narrowly Miss Earth on Halloween NASA scientists only became aware of “Spooky” three weeks ago, which would have left precious little time for Bruce Willis to blow it up.
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