This is brilliant.
In 70 percent nylon, 30 percent Spandex/elastane.
"Sidelining sideboob and cracking down on crack."
You know the slit in the crotch of Spanx? I tried to have sex through it.
"That's exactly how I bought it."
Also, Aquascutum's Joanna Sykes stepped down.
She summoned Sara Blakely to her table.
A banner year for Blakely, so far.
Plus, questionable makeup in Lie Sang Bong's fall 2012 show, DVF's 'Proud to be Woman,' and more fashion news.
Plus, a song for Andrej Pejic, a shy young Claudia Schiffer, and more fashion news.
Also, Spanx is making a new line for pregnant women, and Courtney Love is getting sued by a clothing designer.
Plus, people actually shopped on Cyber Monday, and HSN is selling shapewear for flabby arms.
Just squelch it right down.