For the holidays.
This is brilliant.
In 70 percent nylon, 30 percent Spandex/elastane.
"Sidelining sideboob and cracking down on crack."
You know the slit in the crotch of Spanx? I tried to have sex through it.
"That's exactly how I bought it."
Also, Aquascutum's Joanna Sykes stepped down.
She summoned Sara Blakely to her table.
A banner year for Blakely, so far.
Plus, questionable makeup in Lie Sang Bong's fall 2012 show, DVF's 'Proud to be Woman,' and more fashion news.
Plus, a song for Andrej Pejic, a shy young Claudia Schiffer, and more fashion news.
Also, Spanx is making a new line for pregnant women, and Courtney Love is getting sued by a clothing designer.
Plus, people actually shopped on Cyber Monday, and HSN is selling shapewear for flabby arms.
Just squelch it right down.
Plus, more designers are selling their collections immediately post-show.