Rowr! Purrr. Grrrowl. It's all the same.
Kristin and Audrina finally have it out over Justin Bobby — the guy's such a catch, you know.
Why MTV thinks this is an appropriate venue for Heidi and Spencer — of all people — to deal with Holly's drinking problem, we'll never know.
How can such a mediocre show sound so unreasonably dirty?
Plus Kristin drops some more bitchy one-liners, and Audrina has her heart broken for the zillionth time.
He wore a necklace made of crystals to protect himself from evil (us?).
On last night's premiere, Kristin Cavallari went straight for the kill, setting her sights on the show's heart and soul: Justin Bobby.
That's the only reason we can think of for her being there after denying her pregnancy. And more tall tales from celebrities, in our daily gossip roundup.
Naturally, this drives the other 'Real Housewives' wild.
There is no doubt in our minds who would win in this fight.
This is like a bad episode of 'The Newlywed Game.'
A "big celebrity" is supposed to perform.
Great Scot! Also, Dakota Fanning goes goth, topless photos of Megan Fox get "leaked," and more events infinitely stranger than anything the mind of man could invent, in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus: Jack Black discusses the advantages of outerwear in ancient times.
But all seems quiet — too quiet — on the Hollywood front, and that has us worried.
Were Heidi and Spencer tortured?
You didn't think it was possible, but the show is working overtime to devalue Ben Silverman's already tenuous grip on fame.