Slam your body down and wind it all around!
And what if said erotic thriller were produced by King Midas himself, Simon Fuller, the man behind 'American Idol' and the Spice Girls?
The starlet has added a porcine princess to her backyard menagerie.
Remember, she was a Spice Girl way back when.
Also, high-end watch companies feel the pinch and Geri Halliwell laments her American-flag bikini.
Victoria Beckham says she's had to "bang them down."
Posh will most likely showcase her new line of $1,200 dresses at New York Fashion Week, and there shan't be a track pant in sight.
Spice's real name might end in "B," but her cup size sure doesn't. Mel B. and her 34DD bust will star in the next Ultimo Bra campaign. A disturbingly literal pairing, isn't it?