The Jets make America laugh.
The Jets play the Patriots to keep their season alive.
This is back page news.
To think, this all could have been avoided.
The trade deadline is tomorrow.
The Jets and Patriots are tied for first, but it seems like less fun.
That guy's always messin' with your head.
The Jets host the Colts, and they better not lose.
Probably not a good idea.
The Jets didn't get destroyed, which is a moral victory these days.