Our fake Knicks season ends.
The fake Knicks, as their existence draws to a close, keep winning.
The Fake Knicks, with their fake season almost over, keep fake winning.
The Fake Knicks win their two fake games over the weekend.
The fake Knicks lose two more over the weekend.
They're back below .500 now.
The video-game Knicks are on a roll right now.
At that point, you can turn your attention to actual basketball.
They lost last night to Sacramento, 89-83.
The video-game Knicks beat the video-game Suns, 89–82.
The pretend Knicks lose their third straight on their West Coast swing.
The Knicks lose the second game of their West Coast trip to fall to 3-5.
The Fake Knicks lose to the Fake Jazz 77-74, and the Knicks desperately need Carmelo to come back.
The fake Knicks really miss fake Carmelo Anthony.
The faux-Knicks beat the Hawks, but Carmelo Anthony is out for 2-4 weeks.