The NBA will tentatively return Christmas Day.
Carmelo Anthony joins LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Paul in a "homecoming" tour that will hit the Meadowlands.
Suddenly, the Knicks find themselves mired in a couple lawsuits.
The league and its players are going to court and there will never be basketball ever.
The real ones won't be playing anytime soon.
The fake Knicks really miss fake Carmelo Anthony.
NBA lockout meetings have broken once more, and the league claims to have made its final offer.
After yesterday's twelve-hour session, they're back at it this afternoon.
The league has set a 5 p.m. deadline, at which point they'll pull their latest offer.
This is going to have to do for now.
The league and union return to the table in a most precarious position.
The virtual Knicks beat the virtual Heat in the first game of our lockout simulation.
Just a heads up, though. You're going to have to travel to see any of them in person.
NBA superstars are coming to a city near you, assuming you live in, like, Macau.
This might not technically be a fight, though.