The government has its eye on elves and orcs.
In an open letter calling for reform.
Things are a little gloomy over there right now.
And everyone who targets cross paths with.
"About one percent."
The latest juicy scoop from the Edward Snowden documents.
And can keep the leaks coming for the next two years.
And miss out on all these fun congressional hearings?
Ellen Rometsch and Gareth Williams are in the news.
Just sensitive financial information, not phone calls.
Not that complicated, really.
Espionage and hurt feelings.
No more sunset chats about Greece's debt crisis.
Way more brazen than scooping up metadata.
Reports that the U.S. is responsible are "completely false."
The rest of us should assume we're being watched.
On the bright side, he wasn't lying to Merkel.