After just five hours.
Where is Goren when you need him?
"The Universe brought us together!"
Facebook is just trying to help.
Max wasn't so into the idea.
Singer being stalked by middle-aged breaker-and-enterer.
Did you know Waldy Malouf is a "sexual god"? Neither did we, till we found him and 99 other chefs on Facebook.
A judge took not pity on Jack Jordan, who was today given a harsh punishment for stalking Uma Thurman.
The jury finds Jack Jordan guilty of stalking and aggravated harassment.
Accused stalker Jack Jordan takes the stand. He doesn't understand what all the fuss is about!
And this is coming from the woman who made 'Kill Bill.'
And we learn why it would be possible to fall in love with them, just a little bit.
Seriously, that guy sounds creepy. Now can we get her in some romantic comedies again?