Orlando is nearing retirement age.
Because dogs are amazing.
He only bruised his hand.
Radios, laser beams, cameras, and heat sensors will be tested.
Welcome, outsiders, to half a borough.
You can still blame it on the train.
His bag went on without him.
It's nice to have something to do on the platform.
And to protect their own ears, as well.
The photographic evidence indicates yes.
"We made sure we were careful when we went down there."
Oh god, the stupid.
The guy accused of doing it is in police custody.
Witnesses describe the absolutely horrifying scene.
Peak subway-riding time.
A little gift from the MTA.