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    MTA Reveals Cause of the Myrtle-Wyckoff SmellOf course it’s sewage.
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    M Train Is the Latest Victim of the L Train Shutdown DebacleThe MTA needs to increase M service when the L is shut down in 2019. So of course that means the M train needs to get shut down for repairs first. 
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    MTA Clocks Struggling With the Concept of Daylight Saving TimeThey didn’t spring forward.
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    Here’s the MTA’s New Anti-Hoverboard AdThat red bubble-person is up to naughty things again!
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    A Man Gets Slashed by Subway Rider During Friday Morning CommuteThe victim apparently bumped into another rider. 
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    MTA to Create Watch List of Repeat Subway OffendersMuggers and flashers: You’re on notice.
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    The W Train Will Rise From the Dead This FallThe Q will eventually run on the Second Avenue line.
  8. Leave Your Hoverboard at Home Because You Can’t Bring It on the Subway AnymoreMan, what a useless holiday gift.
  9. Two People Cut on A-Train After an Alleged Pole-Hogging DisputeBefore slashing two victims, a woman says on a video: “I’m going to cut you and I’m going to get away with it.” 
  10. Subway Becomes Even More Crowded Pit of Humanity in 2015Everyone can gripe about the record number of delays together, too. 
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    Young Commuter Isn’t Going to Pay the Subway Fare Twice Like a Sucker He’s going to run across the tracks in order to reach the right platform.
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    Take a Look Inside the New 34th Street-Hudson Yards Subway StationThe 7-train extension finally opened on Sunday.
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    Woman Attacks Subway Rider for Invading Her Personal SpaceThe incident took place on the A train.
  14. Subway Was Delayed Almost 500,000 Times Last YearAn audit reiterates what every train rider may already know.
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    Scientists Screw Up Study About Bubonic Plague, Anthrax Traces on SubwayThey’ve revised earlier findings.
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    Snakes Have Places to Be, TooSo they take the subway.
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    Watch This Guy (Almost) Become a Subway LegendIt looks very painful.
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    L Train Rider Uses Virtual Reality to Pretend He’s Anywhere But the L TrainPretend you’re in a forest far, far away.
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    Man Falls Through Subway Grate Trying to Reach His KeysDon’t try to be a hero!
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    Second Avenue Subway SimulatorIt’s like you have a convenient east-side subway line, only you don’t!
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    Second Avenue Subway Supposedly 82 Percent CompleteAnd also pigs can fly.
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    Audit Finds New York’s Subway Stations Are EW BARFNinety-seven percent of the stations don’t get cleaned on schedule.
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    Video Proves Subway Etiquette Isn’t DeadMaybe those etiquette ads are actually working.
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    MTA Bans Political Ads From Appearing on Subways and BusesNo ads that are “political in nature” will be allowed to run on MTA transportation vehicles.
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    The Unexpected Art of the MTA’s In-House PhotographerPatrick Cashin might have the most interesting job in all of transportation.
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    Ha-ha, the MTA Might Hike Fares AgainSoon it will be cheaper to use Uber than it is to ride the subway.
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    Today New York’s Finest Are a Group of Vacationing Swedish CopsThey broke up a bloody brawl on the 6 train.
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    MTA Confirms Subways Are Officially As Crowded As They SeemIn 2014, 1.75 billion people rode the subway.
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    Williamsburg Residents Trapped in Brooklyn for Next 5 WeekendsThere will be no L train service between Brooklyn and Manhattan for the next five weekends.
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    New York’s Prudes Flock to the Only Modest Place Left: the SubwayThe MTA tries to keep F train ads rated G.
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    World’s Chillest Human Finds Genius Way to Relax During Subway DelaysComfiest commute ever.
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    See Courtesy Campaign Ads From the ’40s and ’50sThese “Subway Sun” ads were way harsher than today’s red and green people.
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    Practically Every Subway Line Is Delayed Right NowUnless you ride the A,C, or E, expect delays owing to “signal problems.”
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    MTA Forced to Publicly Beg People Not to Pee in Subway StationIn case you didn’t already know not to.
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    Amtrak Ice Patrol Is Real, Isn’t Purposely Ruining Your CommuteThey’re trying to keep the trains running, the old-fashioned way.
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    Mysterious Subway People Not Going to Hogwarts After AllThe real answer is pretty boring.
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    Overcrowding Causes MTA Delays to Spike 113 Percent in a YearWeekday trains were delayed 14,843 times in December 2014 owing to overcrowding.
  38. Scientists Determine Exactly How Disgusting Your Subway Station IsSixty-seven different species of bacteria were found.
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    Expert Claims ‘Nothing Traumatic’ Will Happen If You Lick the Subway PolesBut we wouldn’t recommend it.
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    7 Train Service Has Finally ResumedSort of.
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    7-Train Riders Stranded for Hours Without Heat The slightly luckier 7 riders had heat.
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    Dame Helen Mirren Shows You How to Ride the SubwayHer coat game is on point.
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    Expect Train Delays After a Morning Power OutageAt Chambers Street.
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    Report: The Subway Will Actually Keep Running All Night — You Just Can’t Ride ItAn MTA source said Governor Cuomo made a “horrible, purely political decision.”
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    Here’s a Photo of Tom Hanks Taking Up Two Subway Seats#manspreading?
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    Subway Rider Accidentally Burns Himself With AcidWhich he was carrying in his pocket, for some reason.
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    Subway Rides Are About to Be More ExpensiveThe MTA board has voted unanimously to raise fares. 
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    Subway Rats Spar for Trash and GloryMay the best rodent win.
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    Subway Rider Shuts Up Homophobic Preacher“I’ve got a golden ticket!!!”
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    More MTA Courtesy Campaign AdsAnother batch of subway ads, appearing this month.
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