All it took was one week of sales.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
Chewbacca, C-3PO, Darth Vader, and more!
Even though he hasn't really seen them.
Plus: Aziz Ansari, Andy Samberg, Seth Rogen, and other professional funny-makers.
Kepler 16b and its Tatooine-like "double sunset."
Darth Vader gets emotional.
Puppet Yoda, we hardly knew ye.
Plus, streaming video from Wal-Mart and a new music app from AOL.
Which means some dude can sell replicas of them.
Take that, John Boehner!
See a wrinkled Silver Surfer, a Segway-riding Flash, and a sad stab at PR by Lando Calrissian.
Yes, that Dark Side.
From 'The Godfather,' 'Empire Strikes Back,' and more.
Vengeance will be his.
Now he's just waiting for new technology to appear.