All it took was one week of sales.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
Chewbacca, C-3PO, Darth Vader, and more!
Even though he hasn't really seen them.
Plus: Aziz Ansari, Andy Samberg, Seth Rogen, and other professional funny-makers.
Kepler 16b and its Tatooine-like "double sunset."
Darth Vader gets emotional.
Puppet Yoda, we hardly knew ye.
Plus, streaming video from Wal-Mart and a new music app from AOL.
Which means some dude can sell replicas of them.
Take that, John Boehner!
See a wrinkled Silver Surfer, a Segway-riding Flash, and a sad stab at PR by Lando Calrissian.
Yes, that Dark Side.
From 'The Godfather,' 'Empire Strikes Back,' and more.
Vengeance will be his.