Plus, Conan O'Brien mocks his audience after their extremely enthusiastic display of applause, on our regular late-night roundup.
Sadly lacking in walk-offs.
Applicable to any December holiday.
It's all about love.
"I don't really want my son growing up in a world where we believe Greedo shot first."
The man who played Darth Vader appeared to tell fans the surprise ending to 'The Empire Strikes Back' two years before it was released.
Illustrator Steve Thomas just made the dorky, decades-long meme a little classier with his take on throwback travel posters.
In which 1977's 'Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope' is retold on the quick, in Facebook parlance.
Said the rumormonger: "We stand 100% behind our source."
The catalogue copy for this R2-D2 one-piece is so eye-rollingly tone-deaf, it could have been written by Lucas himself.
Well, Carrie Fisher admits to on-set cocaine use, anyway.
It doubles as the music video to Jeremy Messersmith's song "Tatooine."
A Stormtrooper and his two computer-generated buddies cut a rug.
Nerd alert: two and a half minutes of extension and detumescence.