Forever and always.

It begins!

That's some real Charlie Daniels Band stuff right there.

And terrible puns in celebration.

And he's been trying much harder. 

Staten Island is a strange place.

He was there, but "nothing inappropriate happened."

A nun had to jump out of a window.

A fleet of carhops on roller skates awaits your orders.

It didn't work.

Their reckless driving tipped off a real officer.

Terrifying.

Growing (and messy) flock to be culled.

"Operation Mayberry" busted a huge drug ring.

After that they'll be frozen, until tests indicate they're safe to eat.

It's against the law.

He did not pay the fare. 

Taxes before death!