To kick off your Independence Day weekend.
The party in South Florida rages on.
"Look how gorgeous she is."
Cameron Diaz, Amy Poehler, and Liv Tyler were there, too.
"Be there or be square, I don't want to hear you don't have anything to wear."
"Maybe I spoke out of turn. But a racist I'm not, Nicki."
Everyone from Christina Aguilera to Bruce.
"When I write my lyrics, it's a train of thought — sometimes it doesn't make all the stops." Ho, ho.
Now who will like everything, seem creepy, and be made of 100 percent sinew?
Zales? Check. McDonald's? Check. Tim Allen and Train? Check, check, check!
Until they don't mean anything anymore.
Certain compliments actually mean, "You're terrible."
Plus: Megan Fox can't stand the creepy, old rich guys at awards shows, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Watch the video flirt-off and you be the judge.
No judgment here. Just mostly everywhere else.
Vote for your favorite cover of the holiday classic.