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Stuck In The Mittle

  1. Romney Loses Utah GOP Convention, Derailing Senate CoronationHe’s still expected to win in the fall, but now he’ll have to suffer the indignity of a primary battle.
  2. Trump Offers Endorsement, Romney Caves ImmediatelyAfter claiming that knowing what he knows now, he would have rejected Trump’s support in 2012, Romney accepted his new endorsement in under an hour.
  3. The Flaw in Strategic Genius Steve Bannon’s Effort to Sour Utah on Mitt RomneyHe said Romney hid behind Mormonism to avoid Vietnam, proving he has less integrity than alleged predator Roy Moore. That won’t go over well in Utah.
  4. Trump and Bannon Don’t Want Senator Romney — But They Might Not Have Much SayBoth the president and his former strategist seem to prefer incumbent Senator Orrin Hatch, and Utahns might not care.
  5. Mitt Romney Swallows Pride, Frogs Legs at Dinner With Donald TrumpThe potential secretary of State had a “wonderful evening” with the president-elect, whom he once described as a “con man.”
  6. Romney Wants Gary Johnson in the Debates, But Not Enough to Help Him Get ThereHe still won’t endorse the Libertarian ticket.
  7. Romney Won’t Run No Matter How Much We BegRomney 2016 hype is a vicious cycle.
  8. Romney Knocks Kasich in Robocall, Still Can’t Bring Himself to Endorse CruzA vote for John Kasich is a vote for Donald Trump,” he says.
  9. Romney to Campaign for Kasich, But Will Only Endorse ‘Not Trump’He couldn’t possibly choose a favorite non-Donald candidate.
  10. Mitt Romney Certainly Doesn’t Want Anyone to Think He’s Running for President He was simply doing his civic duty with that televised Trump takedown.
  11. GOP Presidential Candidate Still Dreams of ‘Mitt 2016,’ Says RomneyOne of Trump’s current rivals wants Mitt to save him (or her).
  12. GOP Sticks With Trump and Carson, But Can’t Stop Fantasizing About Romney 2016Mitt could still come back and whisk them away, right? Right?!
  13. Ann Romney Crushes Lingering ‘Mitt 2016’ HopesWe made the right decision,” to get out of the race, she says.
  14. Mitt Romney Looked Very Goofy While Fighting Evander Holyfield The two faced off in a charity boxing match.
  15. Mitt Romney and Evander Holyfield to Kiss for CharityPucker up.
  16. Mitt Romney Teases Evander Holyfield Boxing Match, Achieves Peak RomneyHe plans to arrive in a tuxedo and “get in Evander’s face with compliments and good humor.”
  17. Mitt Romney Claims There’s ‘Every Appearance That Hillary Was Bribed’And as for Clinton’s insistence that there’s no evidence of that: “Well, it’s blah, blah, blah.”
  18. Let’s Find a New Job for Mitt RomneyAmerica has some suggestions for the former candidate’s next career move.
  19. Aide Denies Romney Made Racial Remark in Election Night Call to ObamaBut he did say something vaguely passive-aggressive.
  20. Obama ‘Irritated’ by Romney’s 2012 Concession CallAccording to campaign strategist David Axelrod.
  21. The ‘New Romney’ Is Funnier, Still Likes Attacking Clinton and ObamaHe previewed campaign No. 3 at a speech in Mississippi.
  22. Romney Describes Presidential Platform He described “three principles” for the “post-Obama era” at the RNC’s winter meeting.
  23. Rupert Murdoch’s Opinion of Mitt Romney Downgraded to ‘Terrible’Mitt’s efforts to win him over were even less successful than they seemed.
  24. Mitt Romney Might Just Go Ahead and Run for President a Third TimeThat’s what he told some donors.
  25. Jeb Bush Has Bain-esque Problems, So Mitt Romney May Run Again Though that makes no sense.
  26. Mitt Romney Isn’t Running in 2016, According to Ann RomneyThey’re “done. Done. Done.”
  27. Mitt Romney Says There’s Now a ‘One of a Million’ Chance He’ll Run in 2016Quoting Dumb and Dumber.
  28. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan Want Each Other to Run for President in 2016They’ve stumbled on an adorable, noncommittal response!
  29. Bob Schieffer: Romney May Run in 2016, Despite Repeated DenialsAnd don’t count Bob Dole out.
  30. Mitt Romney Gave Ex-Virginia Governor a Little Something for His Legal Defense$10,000.
  31. Glenn Beck Is Mad at Mitt Romney for Forgetting to Send a Thank You NoteFor a gift he gave him in 2012.
  32. Josh Romney Finally Comes Up With Sassy Retort for Harry ReidProof that his dad pays taxes, two years too late.
  33. Mitt Romney and Chris Christie’s Friendship Endures, Against All OddsThey’re reuniting for a fundraiser.
  34. Mitt Romney Seems to Like That Mitt Romney Documentary If only it had been released during the campaign.
  35. Here Is Mitt Romney Doing a Little Jig Onstage, with a live band!
  36. Mitt Romney Ironing a Tuxedo While Wearing ItHere is a GIF.
  37. Romney Heaps Praise on Christie, Can’t Make Up for Fat JokesChristie’s one of the GOP’s “very strongest lights.”
  38. Mitt Romney Also Made Fun of Random ‘Chunky’ Women You’re not alone, Chris Christie.
  39. Mitt Romney Knows an Unelectable Candidate When He Sees OneAt least he learned something from those GOP presidential debates.
  40. Mitt Romney Cleaned Out His Refrigerator on the Morning of the ElectionIt was trash day. Mitt Romney refuses to miss a trash day. 
  41. Rick Santorum Might Have Misunderstood the ‘You Didn’t Build That’ LieSays RNC should have emphasized that CEOs don’t succeed on their own.
  42. Mitt Romney’s White House Would Have Been ‘Similar to a Holding Company’Flow charts galore.
  43. Bartender Felt ‘Obligation’ To Share ‘47 Percent’ Video With the WorldRomney should have been nicer to the help.
  44. The ‘47 Percent’ Videographer Will Finally Come Forward [Updated]I owed it to the people that couldn’t afford to be there themselves.”
  45. Reince Priebus Courts African-Americans in Romney-Razed BrooklynThe RNC chair has some serious damage to repair.
  46. Mitt Romney to Work for Son Part-TimeWomp.
  47. Mitt Romney Still Wishes He Lived in the White House It kills me not to be there.”
  48. Mitt Romney to Reemerge on Fox NewsAn unsurprising choice.
  49. ‘47 Percent’ Video Earns Jimmy Carter’s Grandson Praise From Two PresidentsBut no high five from Obama.
  50. Tagg Romney Won’t Be the Massachusetts GOP’s New Scott BrownNo word yet from his mom.
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