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  1. close calls
    Man Collapses on Subway Tracks, Cheats DeathPhew!
  2. stand clear of the closing doors
    Somehow, Man on Subway Platform Hit by Uptown 6 TrainSeriously, stand clear of the closing doors.
  3. stand clear of the closing doors
    Report: MTA Depriving Riders of Fans in Subway StationsHow much sweat must riders produce?!
  4. stand clear of the closing doors
    Topless Activist Bares Breasts on SubwayNo top subway ride.
  5. party chat
    John Slattery Didn’t Quit the Subway After All“That was a joke!”
  6. stand clear of the closing doors
    One Man Killed, One Injured in Separate Subway Incidents SundayA man in Astoria was killed while another in the UWS is expected to survive.
  7. transportation
    Subway Strikes Twice at One StationMaybe avoid Broadway and W. 72nd Street for the rest of the day.
  8. stand clear of the closing doors
    Brooklyn Subway Entrance Opens After 40 Years on the ShelfA win for safety.
  9. benches
    Decorate Your Pad With a Wooden MTA Subway BenchWhat better way to say, “I’ve got some money to spend but I don’t care much about hygiene.”
  10. unsolicited nudity
    Watch What Happens When ‘No Pants Subway Ride’ Meets ‘La Bamba’It was glorious.
  11. stand clear of the closing doors
    L Train Relief Coming EventuallyBy next summer, to be exact.
  12. rock you like a hurricane
    The MTA Comes Crawling Back [Updated]It will take a while for the MTA to get back to its usual just-barely-functioning self.
  13. stand clear of the closing doors
    J/Z Unseats 7 Train As Best Subway Line After Six Years of Dominance“MTA Has 99 Problems, But J/Z Ain’t One.”
  14. stand clear of the closing doors
    Just Kidding, the First Half of the Second Avenue Subway Won’t Be Ready Until at Least 2018Twist!
  15. clickables
    Meet the New York City Subway Shakespeare CompanyThey’re called Popeye & Cloudy.
  16. stand clear of the closing doors
    MTA Chairman Jay Walder Will Quit on October 21That was fast.
  17. stand clear of the closing doors
    Here’s a Video of Someone Getting Beat Up on the SubwayWhat? You’re tired of these?
  18. stand clear of the closing doors
    Naked Man Tries to Top All Recent Subway Freak-out VideosAnd, unsurprisingly, he succeeds.
  19. stand clear of the closing doors
    A Man Was Able to Walk Through The Entirety of the PATH Tunnel to New JerseyStarting at the World Trade Center station, no less.
  20. stand clear of the closing doors
    And the Letter of the Week Is R, for RevoltingThat’s the subway line that’s the grossest, which will come as no surprise to riders.
  21. hobos
    The Times Finds Genuine Hobo in Riverside ParkFinally, someone in Manhattan riding the rails the old-fashioned way.
  22. it just happened
    Clothesless Man Jumps From Rockaway Railroad Trestle Into Frigid Jamaica BayPolice are looking for him now.
  23. last wills and testaments
    Carlos Castro’s Ashes Poured Down Subway GrateHe loved New York.
  24. stand clear of the closing doors
    This Week in Moronic Protests: The Free Swipe MovementHow, exactly, does this “stick it to the man”?
  25. unsolicited nudity
    Hundreds Rode the Subway Without Pants TodayDid you see them?
  26. fears come true
    Man Falls Between Subway and Platform in Union Square, Gets Pinned by HydraulicsThis is an awful nightmare come true.
  27. stand clear of the closing doors
    Hero Rescues Man on Subway Tracks Because He Doesn’t Want to Be Late for WorkThis is so New York it hurts.
  28. stand clear of the naked wangs
    Subway Flasher Gets More Exposure Than He Bargained ForYouTube fame befalls a frottageur who rubbed up against the wrong woman.
  29. stand clear of the closing doors
    Slacker Subway Signal Inspectors Were Only Pretending to Do Their JobsA job that prevents subways from colliding.
  30. stand clear of the closing doors
    MTA: Seriously, the F Train Isn’t As Bad As It WasIt’s one of the only subway lines in New York that improved this year!
  31. stand clear of the closing doors
    Chilean Miner Edison Pena Will Not Take the SubwayAnd called the hot dogs here “so-so.”
  32. nightmares come to life
    Man Face-Plants Into Subway’s Third Rail, LivesAnother personal nightmare come to life.
  33. the most important people in the world
    Madonna Rode the SubwayYes, this is news.
  34. miracle on the tracks
    Heroic Subway Conductor Saves Woman From Terrifying Death on the TracksFrancis Lusk: awesome.
  35. awful things
    Seriously, Do Not Walk Between Cars on a Moving Subway TrainA woman attempting to do so earlier this year fell between cars and was run over by eleven trains.
  36. stand clear of the closing doors
    Wi-Fi and Mobile Service Coming to New York Subway Stations$200 million plan is moving forward.
  37. stand clear of the closing doors
    Rise in Subway Usage Could Not Be Coming at a Worse TimeOnly 60 percent of trains arrive on time.
  38. stand clear of the closing doors
    L Train Has More Missed Connections Than Any OtherThis should not be a surprise to people who take it around 9 in the morning.
  39. notes from the underground
    Dostoevsky-Themed Train Station Not All Joy and LightBecause it’s full or references to death and suicide.
  40. music
    Man Performs Passionate Dance While Riding the D.C. SubwayWonder what he’s dancing to. Maybe the new Eminem?
  41. grime
    The Subway Is Getting DirtierThe M and the V are the least clean.
  42. stand clear of the closing doors
    Do. Not. Run. To. Catch. The. Train.Especially if you are drunk.
  43. just another moment on the train
    Man Moves Entire Apartment Using the Subway, Loses Friends in ProcessThe things you see on the train.
  44. heroes
    There’s a New Subway Hero!This is a great day for “unidentified black men” everywhere.
  45. sad things
    Good Samaritan Killed by N TrainHe was trying to save a woman who jumped down to pick up her jacket.
  46. stand clear of the closing doors
    A Lot of Subway Signage Is About to Become ObsoleteDo you want one?
  47. stand clear of the closing doors
    Why It’s Called a Dead Man’s SwitchThe subway safety feature earns its name.
  48. stand clear of the closing doors
    This ‘Wilding’ Thing Is Really Catching OnThe subway system has been the target of a crime spree.
  49. stand clear of the closing doors
    Collectible Subway Art: Faux MTA Signs Urging Politeness“Keep your finger out of your nose. Please.”
  50. stand clear of the closing doors
    AmNY Made Staffers Visit Every Single Subway Bathroom in the CityWe cannot possibly fathom what they could have done to deserve that punishment.
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