Nance knows there's nothing a little chilled java can't fix!
Hollywood's most shirtless man, shirtless again. And again.
Aside from John Woo, of course.
We're having separation anxiety — here's one last season five wrap-up.
Barnabas Collins, Dracula, and the Invisible Man might cast dark shadows but certainly no mirror reflections.
Come with us on a video journey through some of this year's biggest eye-rolls and annoyed stares.
Bing-bongs and cannon balls for everyone.
Do NOT take a drink every time they take a drink.
"Her legs are like peanut butter. Easy to spread."
"You look like some sort of strange Mexican Grimace."
From now on, we'll call this "Van Der Beek-ing."
Boy did those detectives like to work their jaws.
Sex partners include Tony Shalhoub, Mickey Rourke, and two Backstreet Boys.
Until they don't mean anything anymore.
"It's not you. It's me."