A highly scientific list.
Why must celebrities talk in these commercials?
A pose-off commenced. And table tennis, too.
Technically still married to his wife, though.
Get ready to hear lots about raw food.
When it's time to party, the model will always party hard.
Don't call it a return of the supermodels — they never really left, anyway!
And when she publishes her journals, she swears she'll change the names.
She's tired of that which drives her industry: the feeling that she has to one-up everyone.
In which we mourn the loss of New York's funniest gossip columnist.