Maybe that wasn't allergies after all.
First 'Vogue,' now this. Quarantine the pretty people!
A Condé Nast memo just went out warning that an employee on the twelfth floor may have H1N1.
The “underlying conditions” we keep hearing about are really not that unusual.
Students affected by schools closed by swine flu are going to the mall, despite the Department of Education's wishes.
Hint: It's not the ones who have to wait nine hours in the emergency room.
A private school on the UES has shut its doors after students fell ill.
Mitchell Weiner, a well-loved Queens assistant principal, succumbed to the disease last night.
The Jonas Brothers haven't canceled a concert over swine flu — they simply requested a night off to find a cure.
Three schools in Queens have shut down after an outbreak.
Now the near-pandemic has gotten so clever, people who have it don't even get 'sick.' Diabolical!
This guy is such a ray of sunshine.
Don't forget your mask, Hugh!
Mike Skinner has immortalized the H1N1 virus in an awesome new jam, "He's Behind You, He's Got Swine Flu."
And more of the latest terrifying swine-flu news.
An aide to the Energy secretary caught the virus, but didn't pass it on to Obama.
Paul Dergarabedian says it could earn $85 million to $100 million this weekend.