All that work for nothing.
Let's hope he uses the occasion to draw awareness to Restless Leg Syndrome.
There are still no deals in place to bring back any of the principals past a fourth movie.
And more characteristic celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
Yes, someone is turning Stretch Armstrong into a movie.
First we hear that our favorite cast member is out after this season, and now we hear that our favorite cast members to hate may be out, too!
Peter Facinelli: "One time, I was in my apartment and I was going down to do my workout, and the elevator doors opened and Kellan Lutz was doing push-ups."
She probably looked hot doing it, too. And more excessive celebrity information, in our daily gossip roundup.
"Scenario: what if, due to scheduling, pats isn't avail? Shall we Go Stewart. And lautner? Or no twilighters?"
The Golden Globes are working to be sure only beautiful stars are seen on-camera this Sunday.
Maverick will stay grounded.
Lautner will star as "a gifted young aerobatics pilot who faces off with his controlling, billionaire father," presumably played by Cruise.
Plus: why New Year's Eve dinner is so expensive, and John Mackey gives up one title, all in our morning news roundup.
Boyle can still top Swift for best-selling artist of 2009.
Oh, vicious 2009, how much more misery must you inflict!
Plus: J.J. Abrams! Stanley Tucci! Tony Shalhoub!
There could be no better time to remember the saga's fashion journey over the past year.