Those liner notes sure are paying off.
She matched her dress to the name of her latest album.
Mostly Jake Gyllenhaal.
Some albums might have leaked.
And no sight of Kanye!
Do you know what dragging is?
But she pretty much admits that she did.
Our resident romance novelist reimagines the tabloids
Simon and Garfunkel and Swift?
Come play the "celebrity stylist" with us.
Also: new Pusha-T and Ellie Goulding.
But she didn't really say that it isn't.
Also, "How to Look Skinny in Sweaters."
Oh, and there's a Lana song, too.