Tonight, Taylor Swift sang a duet with a giant hair monster.
Katy Perry wore Valentino fresh off the couture runway, Madonna wore her grills, and more.
Novelty screen-prints. TAYLOR. You are branching out, girl.
Because why wear one dress when you can wear two?
Just being super Zeitgeist-y about her BF choices?
Miley Cyrus, Jessica Biel, and Rihanna in their jimmy-jams.
And Miley had the most Googled breakup.
Red balloons, pink roses — and Lorde.
Taylor Swift, professional collector of female friends.
Curls, kissy-faces, and Adam Levine’s self-congratulatory fist-pump.
And her friends pop in to say hello.
Justin Timberlake got dissed, Jay-Z got the most, and Daft Punk broke through.
The company denies she was fired in the wake of SwiftGate.
Every time someone speaks ill of Tay-Tay, an angel loses her wings.
"Hey! It's Taylor! Call me!"
(With Bon Jovi.)