Now with more Turtles!
The time-traveler's pizza pie discount.
Aw, Turtle Power!
Once upon a time, the turtles were in black and white.
Why Americans are more upset about altering the fictional history of cartoon turtles than they are about changing the backstory of honest Abe.
James Avery: now doubly part of your childhood.
"Paramount marketing changed the name."
"Wait and see what might come out of this seemingly ill-conceived plan."
But what will the M stand for?
Get ready, Battle: Los Angeles fans.
Real or fake (please be real?), this poetic salute to "the smart Ninja Turtle" is one for the history books, or at least This Week in Internet.
Get a nose job.
Good news: They look the same.