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Terrorists Of The Sky

  1. terrorists of the sky
    The Viral Video of an Eagle Grabbing a Canadian Baby Is a HoaxIt was an art project.
  2. The Birds Have Struck Once AgainJust when a plane was about to take off.
  3. A Single Terror Bird Blasted This Huge Hole in the Nose of a 737This war is far from over.
  4. Bird Tries and Fails to Take Down Air Force TwoJoe Biden’s plane made an emergency landing after being struck by a bird. 
  5. New York City Buildings Doing Their Part to Combat the Avian MenaceBut have they gone too far?
  6. The Flewgitive Returns to CaptivityOur minutes of terror are finally over.
  7. Loose Peacock Terrorizes Upper East SideThe Flewgitive!
  8. There Are a Lot of People With Binoculars and Cameras at Coney Island Right NowThey’re waiting to see a seagull. No joke.
  9. Terrifying Turtle Stampede Delays Flights at JFKThis again?
  10. One Day, These Will Grow Up to Try to Eat the Yorkie Right Out of Your HandbagThe MTA released another round of photos of baby falcons on our bridges.
  11. Feathered Hussy Moves In on Pale MaleAnd Lola is nowhere to be found!
  12. Passenger Jet Emergency-Lands at JFK, Bird Attack SuspectedA Delta passenger jet heading for Moscow this evening blew an engine upon takeoff.
  13. Science Puts Our Terrorist Birds in PerspectiveJust be thankful our birds don’t peck at our heads with enormous, pickax-like beaks.
  14. Eagles Turn to Terrorism in Wake of Country’s DeclineA onetime patriot gets radicalized.
  15. Well, There Goes Sticky.Four hundred geese were rounded up and gassed last week in Prospect Park.
  16. Parks Service Protecting Scheming Bird TerroristsAn unconscionable security lapse in the war on bird terror.
  17. Sticky Now Being Hunted by PaparazziIt’s only a matter of time before this Prospect Park goose is giving Barbara Walters an interview.
  18. Without Human Intervention, Sticky Removes Arrow From Own NeckDon’t question how he did it.
  19. Killer Bird in a BasketLook at this adorable, fluffy, RAPTOR.
  20. Pigeon-Kidnapping Spree Hits New YorkSomeone noticed that the birds have been going missing.
  21. Humans Winning War on Geese!For NOW.
  22. Flock of Geese Tried to Take Down Newark Flight to ChinaLuckily, there were reporters aboard.
  23. Bird Generals Revisit Site of Hudson River VictoryA pair of eagles has been mysteriously hanging around the site of the Miracle on the Hudson landing.
  24. Plane Flying Religious ‘Miracle on the Hudson’ Banner Crash-LandsThis was basically asking for it.
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    Why Is This Goose Missing Most of Its Beak?Flock justice, we imagine.
  26. With Latest Attack, Birds Send a Message to Humans, SullyAs the hero pilot returns to the skies, birds carry out a symbolic strike.
  27. Mayor Bloomberg Attacked by Birds!Revenge for Goosenacht?
  28. Man Saves Baby Falcon From Being Bullied, SquashedHe was just standing on the corner with a bunch of pigeons, and I noticed they were kind of like pushing him around.”
  29. Birds Counterattack After City-Sponsored SlaughterIt’s just like Obama says — if you punish suspects without a fair trial, you’re just going to breed more terrorism.
  30. Please Enjoy Your Two-Piece Chicken Meal, With a Side of HawkSometimes, blog posts come to you.
  31. Rounding Up of Flightless Accused Goose Terrorists BeginsDid we learn nothing from Guantánamo?
  32. Bloomberg: Geese Not Dead, Only SleepingAnd they have nice dreams!
  33. Bird Terrorists Being Raised on Our Own Bridges!What will they think of next??
  34. City Hopes Birds Won’t Be Interested in Airport Garbage CenterWhere’s Sully when you need him?
  35. Bird-Strike Data Released: Nobody PanicBut you may never look at seagulls the same way again.
  36. Despite FAA’s Best Efforts, Bird-Strike Data to Be Made PublicScore one for the terrain-bound forces of good.
  37. The Birds Have Mastered TechnologyThis is bad. Very bad.
  38. Port Authority Yet Another Patsy of Bird Terror SyndicateTurns out that bird strikes are on the rise at New York’s airports, contrary to what the PA has been reporting.
  39. FAA in Cahoots With Bird Terrorists!The federal agency is trying to suppress all reports of successful avian attacks.
  40. Finally, We Are Winning the War on TerrorAccording to a report released today, nearly a third of U.S birds are endangered, threatened, or in “significant decline.”
  41. Mystery Object Took Down American Airlines Flight at JFKAnd reports are quick to tell us: It’s not what we think.
  42. Plane Makes Emergency Landing at JFK After Engine FailureAnd we all know who to blame.
  43. Obama’s Energy Plans Include Secret Sky-Terrorist CounterattackAnd you thought the president was a dove.
  44. Upper West Side Woman Sues Neighbor’s ChihuahuasBecause they are annoying.
  45. Scientists’ Bird-Tracking Program Doomed to FailSure, let’s just hand some high-tech equipment over to the terrorists. Unbelievable.
  46. Post Isolates Terrorist Birds’ Human AlliesTaxi drivers! We should have known!
  47. Meanwhile, Birds Hold Summit to Plan Their Next Move’The sky was black and I thought maybe it meant an earthquake was going to happen,’ said a witness.
  48. Birds: Why They Hate UsBirds have been attacking humans since humans began to fly.