Save the date: Monday, September 26.
"Evanston is riddled with brothels."
"You want me to cut my wrists again?!"
But there's a tasty solution.
Topics include the royal wedding, the possibility of the Jets transitioning to flag football, and whether everyone in the Ryan clan has a dog's name.
Does he succeed?
Personally, I'm hoping for an incredible two-man version of "Another National Anthem" from 'Assassins.'
Plus, Naomi Watts sits quietly while Jon Stewart mocks co-star Sean Penn, on our regular late-night roundup.
Congress is starting to realize Colbert may not have their best interests at heart.
Comedy Central announced this morning that they've extended their deals with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
The dog is not very good with tricks.
Comedy Central shows have been among the most popular on the video website.
"Post it all over Vancouver!"
Since, as the host points out, it's not like he has to worry about being humiliated these days.
His changing opinions, not his sandals.
Blame it on the editors.
This new version of "Empire State of Mind" is way better.