Standard rooms run around $69 a night.
"They have a chill chemistry."
In the meatpacking district, natch.
He's a count!
And possibly knows some really good gossip.
You know, the one who ditched him the night of our own steamy date?
Meet Brahim Rachiki.
Oh, yeah? Well, we don't do "desperate fading starlets" anymore because that's "too John Mayer."
You commenters reminded us that there are even more famous lovebirds to root for in Tinseltown than the original thirteen we listed.
After Courteney and David, and Tim and Susan, there really aren't many left.
"Reportedly ... she’s ready for something new."
Thank God she was smart enough to avoid it.
That's gotta sting.
What other celebrities have The Bugs?
An uptick in violent celebrity attacks suggests ... something.
"The Universe brought us together!"
They're fine with used panties and tentacle porn, but not this.