"It was a turnoff," says a friend of A-Rod.
The Yankee and the movie star go their separate ways.
We look down at our plate and wait for it to be over.
The union between the movie star and financier comes to a screeching halt. And by screeching, we mean Cindy Adams reported it.
"Jaimee Grubbs" claims she had a 31-month fling with the golfer.
Among other gross things.
They don't let stuff penetrate their sphere of consciousness.
And that doesn't just mean he's old and it was in Hollywood!
The actor James Franco was briefly left alone at last night's National Book Awards. Panic ensued.
For some people, being ridiculously, ridiculously good-looking is not enough.
"They're the frankest, most honest hips you can ever find."
And THAT's what the problem was.
"I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good."
Clearly, this marriage is doomed.
We asked every celebrity we've run into over the past few weeks what they'll be wearing tomorrow night.
"Not one, but two," says an ex-girlfriend.