A new slogan.
It's shocking, revolutionary, unrecognizable!
Yes, he believes this stuff.
The best proposals involve resignation and an abyss.
Incredibly, he was telling his donor what he didn't want to hear.
This is not a "gaffe."
He was told there would be no math.
Turns out he was trying all along to make a point about the unduly slow website-updating skills of the embassy staff in North Africa.
Ironically, he cannot apologize for it.
Somebody inform Nick Saban that he's a liberal tool.
But quickly comes to his senses.
The exegesis of a brilliant piece of improvised political theater.