Writers at The Onion Refusing to Leave New York for Chicago
Only five full-time editorial staffers have agreed to make the move with the company.
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Your Friend, the Foodie
"Most times, he won't even let you order what you want, and instead you have to get some weird thing that a particular place is 'known for.'"
Congressman Alerts Facebook Followers to Onion Story About $8 Billion Abortionplex
Because sometimes fantasy is just too irresistible.
Learn About the Witch Who Tried to Steal Beyoncé’s Baby
Evil witch Grisora wants Beyoncé's "babe," and she'll stop at nothing. Nothing!
Joe Biden Really Just Has a Couple Minor Quibbles With the Onion’s Portrayal of Him
He doesn't just wash cars, he simonizes them. Whatever that means.
Watch The Onion’s Highly Informed Green Lantern Review
"Suddenly, boom, he's the Green Lantern, and he's forced to...deal with something, I'm not really sure."
Read ‘Onion-Like,’ Your One-Stop Tumblr for Real News Headlines That Sound Fake
"Service Rat Licks Woman When It's Time To Take Meds," etc.
Watch The Onion’s Exclusive Report on Harry Potter: Part 2: Part 2
Warner Bros. will turn the last four minutes into seven separate films.
See The Onion’s Interview With the 5-Year-Old Fast Five Screenwriter
He spent a whole day on the script.
See 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once: An Onion Report
Sony Pictures is working to secure the Heigl vault as quickly as possible.
From The Onion: The FDA Wants You to Eat a F-cking Carrot
"You eat 'em the way you'd normally eat a package of hot dogs, okay?"
‘Let Me Get This Straight: You Want to Interview the Vice President About Stories About Him in The Onion?’
Joe Biden's spokesman is not amused by 'The Onion' or the 'Times.'
The Onion Reports on the New Book How to Thrust Your Fat Into a More Appealing Shape
Just squelch it right down.
The Onion Reminds Us of Everything Terrible About New York
Maybe it really is a horrible place to live ...
‘Overcome Stress by Thinking of It As a Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race of Creatures’: The Onion Reports
In a new book, author Christine Eckard shares her favorite pro tips for relaxation.
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