Why does this keep happening!?!
An Inigo Montoya quote raises alarms.
No one can resist a shiny Apple product.
This is terribly sad.
It's one thing to hog an armrest ...
It's a conspiracy.
There's no reason to become alarmed.
He commends them for a job well done.
As in, inside the bodies of terrorists.
We're surprised they didn't shoot it.
Two geese hit a JetBlue plane Tuesday night, forcing an emergency landing.
Ninety-nine were killed last year at JFK alone.
And lived to tweet about it.
Someone did something dumb. Then someone did something even dumber.
Sorry, Tadeusz Wrona.