Philip grows closer to two teenage girls: his daughter ... and the asset he's seducing.

This week is full of uncomfortably sexy babies, synth pop, and teens getting clean for Jesus.

Nothing brings a couple closer together than a pair of pliers.

"This is [their] version of a sex scene.”

Elizabeth doesn't seem happy very often, or at least not the sort of happy that floppy-haired seminar leaders would call "real."

It's the best show most people aren't watching.

Why was everybody so sad again?

Hannibal! Cosmos! True Detective! Mad Men!

They're good at keeping secrets.

Great show! (I’ll watch it later.)

A score that's happy to stay in the background.

Hats (and wigs) off to a master of disguise.

The winners also own the most wigs.

I can't imagine where The Americans will go from here, but I have a feeling it has nowhere to go but up.

Emmett and Leanne’s killer is revealed, Stan makes a call about Nina, and the stage gets set for season three.

They even kept [SPOILER] in the dark.

Tensions are rising, and toupées are being acknowledged.

As season two nears its end, this episode may have been the calm before a storm.

This week’s episode gave us another signature spy-game set piece.

Not even B.A. Baracus could pity these pop-culture-savvy fools.