She couldn't convince him to wear a wrap dress.

Are we the only ones who've found ourselves crying almost every time we watch The Colbert Report? 

When I watch John Oliver, I feel as if some sort of progress is being made.

It's so hard to say good-bye.

#Colbort.

#Colbort.

He asked of The Late Show.

He made his own!

Either way, they got the message out.

From last night's Colbert Report.

They're all humanoids!

He played a tribute to himself, of course.

Who plays well together? (And who doesn't?)

"The hard truth is, every show doesn't merit a spinoff."

That's gonna be a hard job.

Demonstrates a proper chimp greeting.

"Who would've ever thought a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?"

Especially if you like America a lot.

"We don't want a shirtless man on a horse leading us."

Henry Kissinger is a good sport ... right up until you ask him to make a joke about pancakes.