She's almost given up on pretending she’s undecided.
Someone has a bad case of Philadelphia-itis.
From the 2008 presidential debate to Carlos Danger.
He played a tribute to himself, of course.
Like in a cute way, not a mean way.
It's scheduled for a 2015 run.
Shotgunning beers, twerking, and cocaine on cable news.
Because your "dewy, adorable days are gone."
The FiveThirtyEight founder explains which on The Daily Show.
"What's the right mixture of quality and class-based shame poor people should aim for in their meal planning?"
The guy just wants a mid-show snack.
"My death-row meal would be just all different kinds of potato chips."
Maybe Jon Stewart can get to the bottom of that eating-pizza-with-a-fork blasphemy.
No forks, even if the pie in question "had a lot on it."
"You're a man of the people — eat like one."
Awww, Jon Stewart will miss him.
Tim Carvell has worked for Jon Stewart since 2004.