“How do we stop this lose-lose?”
No forks, even if the pie in question "had a lot on it."
"You're a man of the people — eat like one."
Awww, Jon Stewart will miss him.
Tim Carvell has worked for Jon Stewart since 2004.
From Dan Bakkedahl to Bob Wiltfong (alphabetically).
To be fair, he totally acts like a weirdo.
"I may have implied that deep-dish pizza tastes like string cheese that had been baked for two hours inside of Mike Ditka's ass."
It was just a matter of time.
He's not kosher, for starters.
CNN asks, "Is that good or bad?"
Mazel tov, Rory Albanese.
"The Daily Show" is enjoying the shutdown.
He's not a fan of this war.