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    Christie Brinkley Says Trump Hit on Her While He Was Married to IvanaAnd Brinkley was with Billy Joel.
  2. last night on late night
    The Daily Show Wishes Trump a Happy BirthdayTheir rendition of “Happy Birthday” is particularly rousing.
  3. Univision Buys Controlling Stake in the OnionArea hombres.
  4. President Trump Would Destroy the EconomyThe Donald’s (sketchy) policy proposals suggest big stimulus, big inequality, and a global trade war.
  5. Totally-Not-Trump-Affiliated Super-Pac Shuts Down After Campaign Ties SurfaceMr. Trump has said he doesn’t have a super-pac. So to honor his wishes, I’m shutting my organization down.”
  6. ‘Sexy’ Prefixes Donald Trump for First Time EverHappy Halloween to America the great.
  7. Break Ups
    Geoffrey Zakarian Is the Latest Chef to Dump Donald TrumpHe’s joining José Andrés in breaking off his deal.
  8. Mexicans Pummel Piñatas of New National Villain Donald Trump He’s full of candy, not hot air.
  9. After Much Teasing, Donald Trump Will Exit The ApprenticeIt’s a sad day for America.
  10. Donald Trump Says Trump Casinos Tarnish the Trump NameIs that even possible? 
  11. Donald Trump Serious About the Possibility of Pulling Another Publicity StuntHe says he might run for governor of New York if the GOP “unifies” for him.
  12. Donald Trump Pretty Sure President Obama Is the Reason He’s Getting Sued Of course.
  13. Donald Trump Sued for Running Scam UniversityAttendees paid between $1,495 and $35,000 for useless classes and mentorship programs.
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    Ivanka Trump Reportedly PregnantGrandpa Don!
  15. Juxtaposition of the Day: Donald Trump EditionDonald Trump is going to CPAC. Chris Christie is not.
  16. other kinds of queens
    Miss Universe Fears the Wrath of the Donald“I’m going to behave because it’s my job and it would be dumb to do otherwise.”
  17. Trump: Interest in New York Times in ‘Evaluation Stage’I think there’s a lot of dissension in the family.”
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    NBC Chairman Understands That Donald Trump Is a Bit of a Liability Of course, that’s why The Apprentice is still on the air.
  19. other kinds of queens
    Miss USA Contestant Who Claimed Pageant Was Rigged Owes $5 MillionTrump wins again!
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    ‘Dump Trump’ Macy’s Rally Has a Tight Guest ListOnly 26 people can symbolically destroy their Macy’s credit cards.
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    Many, Many People Think Donald Trump Does Not Reflect the ‘Magic of Macy’s’Cher agrees.
  22. Donald Trump Makes President Obama an Offer He Will Definitely RefuseProving that even our lowest expectations were not quite low enough.
  23. Donald Trump Has a Big Announcement About President Obama and It Will Be Big!So big.
  24. Donald Trump’s Bronx Golf Course Is Alarmingly GassyMethane meets money.
  25. Donald Trump Not a Fan of ‘Loser Salon,’ Which Is His Name for SalonWhy won’t trump disparage us?
  26. Donald Trump’s Birtherism Not a Dealbreaker for Mitt Romney Romney is still refusing to distance himself from the Donald’s big mouth.
  27. How Much Longer Can Mitt Romney and Donald Trump Stay Pals?Trump, an increasingly prominent campaign surrogate, is also still a hard-core birther.
  28. Donald Trump Tees Off Members of His Palm Beach Golf ClubWe are not making above golf puns.
  29. Donald Trump Wants to Be Mitt Romney’s Secretary of Lunch ProtectionThis is definitely what Mitt Romney wants us to be talking about.
  30. Seven Other Things Donald Trump Has Taken Credit ForHe thinks he’s responsible for Mitt Romney’s win in Nevada.
  31. Mitt Romney and Donald Trump Battle for Handshake SupremacyTwo really rich men battle for dominance.
  32. Who the Hell Is Donald Trump Endorsing Today? [Updated]Nobody seems to know! It’s madness!
  33. Donald Trump Is the Country’s Sixth-Most Admired ManHe only received support from one percent of the population, but still.
  34. Donald Trump Still Sending Personal Notes to Bloggers He HatesSeriously, what do we have to do to get one of these?
  35. Even Donald Trump Doesn’t Want to Participate in the Donald Trump Debate AnymoreTrump has pulled out of this own debate.
  36. Trump Claims Debate Rejection Hurting RomneyTrump’s perception of his own influence is a thing to behold.
  37. Donald Trump Wants to Keep His Options OpenHis presidential “options.”
  38. Trump Says He Knows the Issues Better Than All the Other ModeratorsHe’s a humble man.
  39. Ron Paul, Jon Huntsman Not Interested in Trump/Newsmax Debate [Updated]Or its “circus-like atmosphere.”
  40. Donald Trump Still Believes in Michele BachmannHe’s still not totally sure about Obama’s birth certificate, though.
  41. Mitt Romney and Herman Cain Both Have Dates With Donald TrumpThe Donald continues to play the field with the GOP candidates.
  42. That ‘Jim Perry’ Fellow Really Made a Good Impression on Donald Trump [Updated]Awkward.
  43. Donald Trump Just Going to Pretend That He Was Leading the Race When He Dropped OutHe wasn’t. Here are the polls.
  44. Donald Trump Takes Rick Perry to an Actual RestaurantHe decided against bad pizza this time.
  45. Donald Trump Is Now Accepting Gold Bullion From TenantsIt’s almost like he’s into publicity stunts or something.
  46. Ivanka Trump, at Least, Is Taking Her Dad’s Threats to Re-Run SeriouslyThe Donald is “absolutely” serious, she tells us.
  47. Americans Find Presidential Candidates More Compelling Than KardashiansTrump’s new ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ contract is lucrative.
  48. Watch Donald Trump Shout at the Camera for Four MinutesTrump explains that he didn’t run because he likes money.
  49. Donald Trump Vastly Overestimates America’s Post-Apprentice Appetite for Donald TrumpHe’s still grunting about running for president.
  50. ‘I Thought That Trump University Was a Real Institution’Trump’s for-profit schools are probed.
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