Or you'll face her wrath.
Bring on the vacant stares and vapidness!
It's actually ... not horrible. Don't judge us!
And a roundup of hair products made with placenta to try. If you want to.
Also, get a behind-the-scenes look at a Victoria's Secret photo shoot.
In the season finale, LC makes her series exit, while Heidi and Spencer tie the big, fluffy knot.
As our mom always says, "It's not about the wedding, it's about the marriage." Amen. Good luck with that, Heidi.
Watching this unfold is especially weird since we already saw pics from the wedding.
It's based on her life on 'The Hills.' Also, why she apparently hated the show so much.
You get the feeling that our heroine finds all of her "friends" rather annoying.
In this week's episode, Heidi and Spencer continue seek help, but pretty much everyone in the cast could use professional treatment.
Can't these kids find someone to hook up with outside of their immediate circle?
NBC, Blago seem equally desperate to get him on the show, somehow, some way.
We're not saying Whitney Eve is a diamond, but it's something tolerable in the celebrity-fashion-line trough.
The FDA recalls non-FDA-approved diet pills. We're shocked.
She wants to stay on television, if you can imagine that.
And we were foolish enough to think her clothing line wouldn't return for another year. Sigh.
Thankfully, MTV did not spare us this week from Justin-Bobby's wisdom.
They're not getting $100,000 to show up at clubs, so she's making up for it with her music career.