"I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good."
Clearly, this marriage is doomed.
We asked every celebrity we've run into over the past few weeks what they'll be wearing tomorrow night.
"Not one, but two," says an ex-girlfriend.
A young 'Heeb' journalist has a troublesome interview with the 'Zombieland' star in which he admits to lying in interviews, but maybe told a bit too much of the truth.
The noted financial commentator and artist sees opportunity in the recession.
Cindy Adams disapproved.
Oh, oh! We know this one!
Celebrity divorces these days.
Just something to think about.
The Governator signs a law prohibiting paparazzi from taking pictures that "invade a celebrity's right to privacy."
We wouldn't put it the same way, but that's kind of the way we feel.
We don't know what it was about, but we're on Carey's side.
We can't imagine why not.
That was the real takeaway from her 'Letterman' appearance last night.
The tabloids say they are OVER. How did we get here? A look back.
Like we needed another reason to seethe.
What on earth did they talk about?