Guns, Jews, and Steel — the shorter but even more esoteric sequel.
Good news: Romney reads a lot. Bad news: He doesn't read especially well.
It's a formula, but it works. Or it did in 1987, anyway.
George W. Bush warned us of this, amirite?
A not-so-mysterious Washington mystery.
Romney went to London to show he adores the British (and Obama doesn't). Then he opened his mouth.
Sorry, elevator door is closing!
It's nationalistic chauvinism of a very provincial kind.
Those foreigners took yer jobs, and Mitt helped them!
He's suddenly looking winsome and reassuring again. Hmm ...
Oh, President Romney accidentally destroyed New Zealand? Too bad!
Doctor, what could explain this fixation with Third World strongmen?
Ah, the halcyon days of the 1780s, before Big Government ruined everything.